Wednesday, August 22, 2007

300? Try Five

OK - I think the movie "300" is terrific. It's beautifully shot, moves at a quick pace, provides some great fight scenes and tons of action and is packed with enough (cartoonish?) violence to make any dude shout "boo-ya!" It's also eminently quotable - I can't tell you how many times I've said "Tonight we dine in HELL!" or "Immortals - we'll put their name to the test!" or the classic "This...is...SPARTA!"

Anyway, you've probably seen the movie or know about the Battle of Thermopylae - 300 hundred Spartans (and 900 Spartan serfs) held back a far larger Persian army (estimated between 200,000 and 500,000 men) for about three days. In the aftermath all of the Spartans (save two) were killed - however, better than 20,000 Persians died during those three days. Not a bad last stand.

Of course, this battle is legendary and illustrates the power of bravery, the strength of working in tandem/unison, belief in each other and dedication to a higher purpose.

Hm...sound a lot like...

A COVER BAND! (Da Da Daaaaaaaaaaa!)

There you stand - the five of you facing a much larger crowd. It's a battle of strength and will. They challenge you - call you out, goad you on, demand you prove your skill. Essentially, they're WAITING for you to fail. And if you should give in to weakness? To dissension within the ranks? Death - in terms of kissing the gig good-bye - awaits you.

Ah - but YOUR band is different. Your band welcomes the challenge. You know those to your left, right, in front and behind will bring their powers to bear. There will be no dissension, for each person knows the role to be played. You're ready to make the sacrifices needed to reach the next level. It doesn't matter how you achieve the goal - yours is a higher purpose...to stand in front of this ravenous crowd, wield your weapons with the utmost skill...

...and kill each and every one of them.

That, my friends, is a GREAT cover band.

1 comment:

Rob Ferrell said...

Stelios: It is an honor to die at your side.
Spartan King Leonidas: It is an honor to have lived at yours.

Spartan King Leonidas: Give them nothing! But take from them everything!

Spartan King Leonidas: This is where we hold them! This is where we fight! This is where they die!

Captain: Earn these shields, boys!

Spartan King Leonidas: Unless I miss my guess, we're in for one wild night.

Dilios: We did what we were trained to do, what we were bred to do, what we were born to do!

Queen Gorgo: Freedom is not free, it requires great sacrifice. The price is paid in blood.

Stelios: We are with you sire! For Sparta, for freedom, to the death!

Stelios: Arcadian, I've fought countless times, yet I've never met an adversary who could offer me what we Spartans call "A Beautiful Death." I can only hope, with all the world's warriors gathered against us, there might be one down there who's up to the task.

Queen Gorgo: Come back with your shield, or on it.